Bumper sticker that said “Keep honking… I’m reloading “

 

Its funny. The use of the horn in the US is almost Taboo. In most other countries, they use the horn with reckless abandon. Dont wait even 1 second at a green light or you will be barraged. I have honked at people sitting at green lights until they almost turn red and gotten dirty looks or one fingered hand signals.

 

I wouldn’t say it’s amazing, but seem to be slim pickings.

 

I wouldn’t say it’s amazing, but seem to be slim pickings.
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I like it. Made me laugh.

 

A Countach owner was working on his blinkers when a Ferrari owner came up and smarted off. "Cant afford to take to the dealer?" Countach owner say no can you help me out. He tells the Ferrari guy to stand behind the car and tell him when the blinkers are working. He turns them on and the Ferrari guy says "They're working...they're not working...they're working........."

 

A Lambo owner and a Corvette owner go into the mens room. The Lambo owner finishes up and starts out the door. The Vette owner says "Dont they teach you Lambo guys to wash your hands after using the bathroom? " The owner casually looks at the vette guy and says " no they taught us not to pee all over them"

 

Two Ferrari owners walk into a bar…

the Lambo owner ducks.

 

Guy is sitting at a bar smoking a cigarette. Busybody type no-it-all lady walks up to him, "How many Cigarettes do you smoke a day"
He looks over at her....decides to entertain the question, "Pack a day, sometimes more"
She scoffs, "Do you know, with all the money you've spent on cigarettes, you could have bought a Ferrari!?!"
He sighs, looks at here and asks, "do you smoke"
Her eyes widen, obviously taken aback, "Why no, I've never smoked, not even one cigarette my entire life!!"
He says, "Then where's your ****ing Ferrari?" Get's up and walks out of the bar.

 

That is funny.

 

A lambo owner walks in a bar and sees a groupo of ferrari owners he saw at the car meet. They wave him over to their table. They all start boasting about their cars, their income, houses , girlfriends, etc. each trying to outdo the others. The Lambo owner patiently listens and then says "I can top that. See that giant bartender over there. I bet each one of you $500 I can stand on the bar and pee all over him. Since you guys are so wealthy, you can all risk $500. Right? They all say sure. He goes up to the bartender and bets him $300 that he can stand on one end of the bar and pee in a glass all the way to the other end without spilling a drop. The Bartender says you're on. He proceeds to stand on the bar, pees all over the bar , bartender and barely hits the glass. The bartender is laughing his head off and says pay up. The Lambo owner gives him $300 and goes to the table of Ferrari owners to collect his $2500. (In all fairness this is a Lambo adapted joke. Adapted jokes are allowed)

 

Two Ferrari owners a bragging to each other about their cars and one says. "Yup, drove my Ferrari clear across the country and only caught on fire twice"
The difference between a Ferrari owner and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

 

Don't wait even 1 second at a green light or you will be barraged.

 

I like the Frank Sinatra quotes:

How do you make a ferrari disappear? Park it next to a Lamborghini.

You buy a ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you ARE somebody.

 

(This is a joke to be told to prospective companions in a bar.) A Ferrari driver goes into a bar. He parks out front and wears a Ferrari jacket to make sure everyone knows. Soon three girls are hovering around him. He says to the first one" If you sleep with me tonight , I will give you my Ferrari in the morning" She says sure and they leave. The next morning she says where are the keys. He says" sorry, I was just kidding". The next day he goes back to the same bar. Girl 2 and 3 come up to him. He tells girl 2 "If you sleep with me tonight, I will give you my Ferrari in the morning. She says" Oh no, I saw what you did to my friend" He says no, you are the one I really wanted. I just wanted her out of the way. She says ok and they leave. Thee next morning she says "wheres my car" He says sorry , I decided not to give it to you. The next day he returns to the bar again. Only girl 3 comes up to him this time. He says if you sleep with me tonight, I will give you my Ferrari in the morning. She says"Oh no. I saw what you didd to the other two girls" He says no really, I was in love with you and wanted my car to go to someone really beautiful and deserving. She says "well..... ok" The next morning She is driving the Ferrari all around town. Wanna know how she got it? If you sleep with me tonight , I will tell you.

 

How do you tell the difference between a Lambo driver and a Ferrari driver in a bar? The Ferrari guy is the one hitting on all the girls. The Lambo driver is the one leaving with them.

 

What is bigger than a Ferrari owners ego?
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