[AngelOfMurci]

Charlie,
My assistant, recently put me on a red eye flight out of Vegas. It was in coach on Spirit airlines. My seat was next to a guy that hacked and coughed non-stop.

 

[Russk]

I will need another choice, like have a serious talk with him. But if I had to pick one of the two I’d fire him.

 

[Adrenalista]

You could reward your assistant with a round trip flight on Spirit… for truly unforgettable memories.

 

[Lambo2018]

Charlie,
My assistant, recently put me on a red eye flight out of Vegas. It was in coach on Spirit airlines. My seat was next to a guy that hacked and coughed non-stop.

Well, that is indeed a serious lapse of judgment so, I guess the next employee will no doubt have the ability to see and predict the future. If you find an employee with said qualifications let me know if he or she has a clone because those skills could come in quite handy.

 

[Lambo2018]

Oh, sorry Angel I think as Russ suggested there should be more options and how about this.................Fire yourself, collect unemployment for a while and than rehire yourself and march on.

 

[Jetstream]

Charlie is trying to kill you. I would notify the authorities immediately.

 

[Luzifer]

I think you got a defective koi necklace. Return it.

 

[topcarbon]

Charlie is one devious mother trucker.
The foresight to have you whacked by a covid cougher. This guy needs a raise. I guy who can see these moves before they happen, you need to keep him around.

But spirit airlines? Not a chance would i accept someone paying me to step one foot on that mess.

 

[RoyalPink]

I think it's his way of saying you're not paying him enough and he needs a raise.

 

[Russk]

I think he was just trying to get your attention and feeling ignored lately.

 

[SpiderBull16]

Maybe your business has had some budget cuts that Charlie has not communicated?!

 

[Russk]

I’m curious Angel, did you get sick after that flight?

 

[Lambo2018]

I’m curious Angel, did you get sick after that flight?

No, according to my sources the other passenger did.

 

[AngelOfMurci]

First and foremost, Koi was in my suitcase, not on me.

one hour into the flight, I got up and informed a flight attendant of the situation. They did let me take an available seat in first class(no charge). So kudos to Spirit for doing the right thing… if I was a flight attendant, I would have beaten the piss out of the guy and locked him the bathroom 😜

ps
day 2, still feeling healthy

 

[topcarbon]

First class on spirit, I am doubtful

maybe their wide seats up front

 

[SpiderBull16]

First class on spirit, I am doubtful

maybe their wide seats up front

ditto this lol

 

[SpiderBull16]

First and foremost, Koi was in my suitcase, not on me.

one hour into the flight, I got up and informed a flight attendant of the situation. They did let me take an available seat in first class(no charge). So kudos to Spirit for doing the right thing… if I was a flight attendant, I would have beaten the piss out of the guy and locked him the bathroom 😜

ps
day 2, still feeling healthy

When I flew down to pick up my lambo the lady next to me on Southwest was coughing like crazy...
But I'm pretty sure my lambo mask protected me. bonus points for guessing the airport with the tram.

 

[Lambo2018]

First class on spirit, I am doubtful

maybe their wide seats up front

Last time I heard, First Class on Spirit they have you sit on the wing, am I wrong about that?

 

[Lambo2018]

I have a solution when flying why not don a hazmat suit. Too much?

 

[AngelOfMurci]

When I flew down to pick up my lambo the lady next to me on Southwest was coughing like crazy...
But I'm pretty sure my lambo mask protected me. bonus points for guessing the airport with the tram.
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That’s a tough one… as a lot of the airports now have trams.