The big move... (warning: very random)
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Before reading on please realize there is no point to this thread other than to hopefully get a few laughs and rolling eyes from this... We all move and we all know how much fun it is, so I thought I'd provide to you all the random things I've found that I've never payed attention to until today...
<random rant>So I'm moving right? And as I'm moving I go through crap I never even realized I had... I suppose it just kind of appeared there due to my moving into my 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 1 car garage bachelor place.... no bachelor's home will be complete without this though....
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Now the air can be freshly prepaired as that beautiful lady goes up the stairs, she'll never even know!
Fart extinguisher, because we all need one...
Actually it was just given to me by a friend a long time ago, I just forgot I had it and just found it.. ha!
Among the other random things I found....
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I don't have a dog.... but then I realized that I probably bought this at one time in case my ex ever came back...
And apparently...
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It's always important when you're a computer nerd to keep handy backups of windows 95 boot disks, especially when you're running a split boot of Redhat Linux and Windows XP! Windows 95, never be without it.
And nothing is better than going through your room and finding old birthday cards you honestly never took a look at until you see this....
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It's the straightest 20 dollar bill I've ever seen... Now I can go buy those Zao ticket's I've been wanting! This inspired me to go through all the cards I had, only to find another $2 but that's ok... I made a $22 profit by moving alone! That's about $3 an hour... but that's ok. Time is money people!
Probably the best thing I've found (so far) has been the following:
ALMOST better than the money I found.... at least now if the neighbors make me angry I have a way to have fun and let them know how I feel. Approximately 20 picalo petes were found along with 13 crackering balls (sure, these are weak, but they're loud... found in the attached file)
So on goes the day, the boxes will move and so will this mess...
I don't think I've found so much random crap from cleaning... anyway. </random rant>
<random rant>So I'm moving right? And as I'm moving I go through crap I never even realized I had... I suppose it just kind of appeared there due to my moving into my 1 bedroom, 1 bath, 1 car garage bachelor place.... no bachelor's home will be complete without this though....
Now the air can be freshly prepaired as that beautiful lady goes up the stairs, she'll never even know!
Fart extinguisher, because we all need one...
Actually it was just given to me by a friend a long time ago, I just forgot I had it and just found it.. ha!
Among the other random things I found....
I don't have a dog.... but then I realized that I probably bought this at one time in case my ex ever came back...
And apparently...
It's always important when you're a computer nerd to keep handy backups of windows 95 boot disks, especially when you're running a split boot of Redhat Linux and Windows XP! Windows 95, never be without it.
And nothing is better than going through your room and finding old birthday cards you honestly never took a look at until you see this....
It's the straightest 20 dollar bill I've ever seen... Now I can go buy those Zao ticket's I've been wanting! This inspired me to go through all the cards I had, only to find another $2 but that's ok... I made a $22 profit by moving alone! That's about $3 an hour... but that's ok. Time is money people!
Probably the best thing I've found (so far) has been the following:
ALMOST better than the money I found.... at least now if the neighbors make me angry I have a way to have fun and let them know how I feel. Approximately 20 picalo petes were found along with 13 crackering balls (sure, these are weak, but they're loud... found in the attached file)
So on goes the day, the boxes will move and so will this mess...
I don't think I've found so much random crap from cleaning... anyway. </random rant>
