Funniest/Stupidiest Comment You've Heard about Your Lambo

AngelOfMurci said:

Tell them you stole it

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I tell them it's my dad's car.

Reminds me of a boat I saw being hauled along the highway once. There was a sign on the rear that read "bought with kid's money". Would love to have my dad using that.

surfah said:

I tell them it's my dad's car.

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Reminds me of another comment I got several years ago.
These two biker dudes were at gas station while I was gassing up my 930 and one of the guys said "I wish MY daddy would buy ME something like that". I said "my daddy couldn't afford this on his best day". The biker looked very confused. To be fair I was a young looking 30. Come to think of it I might not have even been 30??? I am old enough now that I don't remember if I have already told this story??? in this thread??? too lazy to look it up.

I was at a party this weekend and the inebriated host had gotten into a conversation with my significant other about sports cars. As she was showing him a phone picture of the Lambo, he interrupts every conversation at the place with his booming voice by hollering at me from across the room "where do you drive this thing?!" I replied "To the gas station." He found the response extremely funny (my humor significantly assisted by the quantify of scotch he had ingested), but then he felt compelled to walk around the room showing everyone the picture.

Awkward for me, but I suppose everyone has a different levels of comfort with their own vocal volume. I'm just happy I won't likely be seeing anyone who was there for quite a while.

AzusilApps said:

Reminds me of a boat I saw being hauled along the highway once. There was a sign on the rear that read "bought with kid's money". Would love to have my dad using that.

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You know what makes the point even more? If instead of spending every cent on himself, if the dad just raised them to sell for black market organ trafficking or sex slavery. That's even MORE profitable.

Giallous? said:

You know what makes the point even more? If instead of spending every cent on himself, if the dad just raised them to sell for black market organ trafficking or sex slavery. That's even MORE profitable.

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What??

Rcasa20 said:

So I’m two weeks in and this one may be the best for a while. I walked out of a store tonight and half way to my car a guy stops me from behind who also left the store. He asked if he could see my car so of course I said sure. He said he told his girlfriend on the way in he wanted to find the owner and when he saw my shoes he figured it was me!! I laughed and asked it wasn’t the McD’s shirt?? View attachment 317247

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Rico killing it

Great story!!

Can I put my story here please?

Yesterday I was driving along with traffic in a 50km/hr zone and noticed ahead a few dismounted cops checking vehicle speeds with their speed guns. I slowed down and stopped at the red light. I saw a cop walking towards me and I'm thinking damn he caught me but at the last second he walked behind my car towards the car following me and met up with the guy who was in a ordinary sedan, a guy with glasses and suspenders. I could see the cop turn the speed gun around to show the driver his speed.

The guy started frantically to point at me repeatedly gesturing I was the one speeding but the cop wouldn't have it, he caught him!

He got a warning and the light turned green.

That was a close call! Low profile, black car in the mix or luck I'll take it!

Luzifer, can you imagine the story he’s telling all of his buddies: “I got pulled over and got a ticket behind a Lamborghini who did not get pulled over for a ticket! Rich, privileged %#£¥! …” 😎

Driving Season has begun in the Midwest... let's hear your stories!

This weekend...

Parked at McDonalds. 7 Year old girl on a bike with no volume awareness: "Mommy, do you see that crazy car?!" The embarrassed expression on mom's face as I walked back to the car, priceless.

Fellow Lambo owners before a drive: "Cool color, that's obviously a wrap right?" "That can't be a factory color."

Murciful said:

Driving Season has begun in the Midwest... let's hear your stories!

This weekend...

Parked at McDonalds. 7 Year old girl on a bike with no volume awareness: "Mommy, do you see that crazy car?!" The embarrassed expression on mom's face as I walked back to the car, priceless.

Fellow Lambo owners before a drive: "Cool color, that's obviously a wrap right?" "That can't be a factory color."it?

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what color was it?

An On coming new Corvette stops next to me in valet… we stop ready to engage in dialogue. With a big grin on my face I said “at least my car is going up in value”

just prior to that, at a gas station. Three kids on the way to prom, jumped out of their 68 GTO and could not stop drooling at my Murci. I let them sit in it and take pics, just so they had a cool story about Their prom.

Don't lie. You let them sit in your Murci and take photos after they agreed to let you tag along to Prom. Hope you had a clean Tux in the frunk keke.

He just wanted to get close to the hot high school girls.

I let my son drive my Gallardo to prom. Imagine the lies that were told that night.

AngelOfMurci said:

An On coming new Corvette stops next to me in valet… we stop ready to engage in dialogue. With a big grin on my face I said “at least my car is going up in value”

just prior to that, at a gas station. Three kids on the way to prom, jumped out of their 68 GTO and could not stop drooling at my Murci. I let them sit in it and take pics, just so they had a cool story about Their prom.

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That would’ve been the second coolest story at mine. 😉

Rcasa20 said:

That would’ve been the second coolest story at mine. 😉

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