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Funniest/Stupidiest Comment You've Heard about Your Lambo

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Someone started a similar thread over at Lotus talk that has gone on for years, so I thought it might be amusing to start one here. Please post the funniest or stupidest comment you've ever heard someone make about your Lamborghini.

I've only had my car for a little over a month, but I did have to laugh when I overheard someone in a restaurant comment that my Gallardo looked like it was sprouting tusks. I would have never came to that on my own but I do see it now. :rolling:
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The wife and I were vacationing in Lake Tahoe in the early 80s, and we decided to check out the nearby casinos and my wife had $10 to gamble and in short order she lost it all. On our way out we stopped at a convenience stand and my wife was lamenting about the loss of $10 and the wisened old lady behind the counter stated authoritatively that's nothing people at times leave here having lost their life's savings, homes, cars and businesses......................so consider yourself lucky. o_O
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Just read this entire thread and man there were some good stories. Lambogator had some hilarious ones, thanks for the laughs and R.I.P. to him.

I’ll share a quick story since owning my Gallardo.

- When I first got the car I brought it to my local gas station to get the state inspection done and one of the mechanics saw me pull up, walked out of his bay and came up to ask me if I was there for an inspection. I told him yes and he told me to give him 5 minutes and he’ll let me pull it right in. He complimented the car and said I chose a great color (arancio borealis). So I park the car to give him time to pull the other one out and walk to the clerk (he hasn’t seen the car yet) to get the paperwork ready like I’ve done with one of my other vehicles at that station. I guess the clerk hadn’t communicated with the mechanic yet because when I told him I’m there to get my state inspection he said it’s going to be about a 1-2 hour wait as there were several cars ahead of me and suggested I come back in an hour. Well right after he says that the mechanic walks in and asks him if he’s set up the paperwork for the Lamborghini because he’s ready for it. The clerk’s eyes practically pop out of his head as he repeats “Lamborghini?!” I reply, “Yes”. He immediately walks outside to see it as I follow and he starts to ask questions about it while he starts preparing the paperwork. I pull the car in the bay about 5 minutes after and get my inspection done.

No wait that day ;)


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Just read this entire thread and man there were some good stories. Lambogator had some hilarious ones, thanks for the laughs and R.I.P. to him.

I’ll share a quick story since owning my Gallardo.

- When I first got the car I brought it to my local gas station to get the state inspection done and one of the mechanics saw me pull up, walked out of his bay and came up to ask me if I was there for an inspection. I told him yes and he told me to give him 5 minutes and he’ll let me pull it right in. He complimented the car and said I chose a great color (arancio borealis). So I park the car to give him time to pull the other one out and walk to the clerk (he hasn’t seen the car yet) to get the paperwork ready like I’ve done with one of my other vehicles at that station. I guess the clerk hadn’t communicated with the mechanic yet because when I told him I’m there to get my state inspection he said it’s going to be about a 1-2 hour wait as there were several cars ahead of me and suggested I come back in an hour. Well right after he says that the mechanic walks in and asks him if he’s set up the paperwork for the Lamborghini because he’s ready for it. The clerk’s eyes practically pop out of his head as he repeats “Lamborghini?!” I reply, “Yes”. He immediately walks outside to see it as I follow and he starts to ask questions about it while he starts preparing the paperwork. I pull the car in the bay about 5 minutes after and get my inspection done.

No wait that day ;)


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Lambo privilege 😀
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In reality, I told him I don’t carry cash, only credit cards. Lol.
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So I am not the only one. I took my son to pick up his Porsche from the dealer and on the way back on the corner at a traffic light I see a homeless guy and he is just looking at me and smiling??? When I got home my son told me he handed the homeless guy some cash and told him, "my dad is coming through in a Lamborghini and he never carries cash". The homeless dude was expecting me.
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So I am not the only one. I took my son to pick up his Porsche from the dealer and on the way back on the corner at a traffic light I see a homeless guy and he is just looking at me and smiling??? When I got home my son told me he handed the homeless guy some cash and told him, "my dad is coming through in a Lamborghini and he never carries cash". The homeless dude was expecting me.
That's funny, I never carry cash either.......though, my wife likes to tote along some greenbacks when we go out, and possibly because I refuse to. I just find carrying cash to be completely unnecessary in our society.
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Everyone and I mean everyone indoors wears masks. The security will throw you out of the casino, no questions asked.
On my flight, the flight attendant kicked a passenger off the plane for momentarily having his mask off.
A local said they are at about 40% capacity.
The pools chairs are spaced out and masks are required except when eating or drinking.
My gig is poker. Plexi glass between players. Max 8 players per table. Cash games only. No tourneys.
We are here too (fam) saw the billboard as well. Seeing the same things with the masks. I'm amazed how many people wear them outside. I walk out of a building and it instantly comes off.
It's weird how many restaurants are closed. Sad really.
We are here too (fam) saw the billboard as well. Seeing the same things with the masks. I'm amazed how many people wear them outside. I walk out of a building and it instantly comes off.
It's weird how many restaurants are closed. Sad really.
The restaurants need to run 80-90% capacity in order to be profitable. At 40-50% they would be burning money.

as an FYI, the scariest thing I saw in terms of covid was seeing the bus that goes up and down the strip, was completely packed... like Japanese subway packed! The driver on his PA system dropped the F bomb and said the bus was overloaded and half the people need to get the F off... he then clarified he was just kidding. Funny scene if it wasn’t so scary. Lol

and no, you couldn’t pay me to get on that bus!
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Restaurants are getting their teeth kicked by COVID. Over the past couple of months the wife and I have been going back but people are still fearful and are not returning in large numbers. It is indeed unfortunate, given the restaurant business is a tough business to begin with. There were many restaurants that just got by pre-COVID and now many will have to shutter their doors permanently.
Restaurants are getting their teeth kicked by COVID. Over the past couple of months the wife and I have been going back but people are still fearful and are not returning in large numbers. It is indeed unfortunate, given the restaurant business is a tough business to begin with. There were many restaurants that just got by pre-COVID and now many will have to shutter their doors permanently.
I live in a high income zip code and over the past year, I have seen 4 restaurants and 2 brew pubs permanently close. Now that said, there will be a fresh new blood of entrepreneurs that will take that risk again. Good luck to them!
Now that said, there will be a fresh new blood of entrepreneurs that will take that risk again. Good luck to them!
Let's just hope that that fresh new blood doesn't catch the COVID fallout because 50% occupancy just won't cut it. ;)
Let's just hope that that fresh new blood doesn't catch the COVID fallout because 50% occupancy just won't cut it. ;)
The business to be in, is to have a massive warehouse stockpiling restaurant and brewing equipment from closed businesses. Then start selling the equipment to the new blood.

a dog eat dog world
Last night, out for ice cream with the Mrs... Car pulls up next to me as we're getting into the Lambo, the window rolls down and a kid gives me the classic "What do you do for a living?"

My goto is "You don't know who I am?" His jaw drops a little, and I climb into the car laughing.

Other responses I've used...

"I'm a brain surgeon. I'm running a special if anyone you know needs some work."

"I'm Batman. Ironman sucks."

"I'm a Youtuber."
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Last night, out for ice cream with the Mrs... Car pulls up next to me as we're getting into the Lambo, the window rolls down and a kid gives me the classic "What do you do for a living?"

My goto is "You don't know who I am?" His jaw drops a little, and I climb into the car laughing.

Other responses I've used...

"I'm a brain surgeon. I'm running a special if anyone you know needs some work."

"I'm Batman. Ironman sucks."

"I'm a Youtuber."
My normal response to "What do you do?"

is “primarily women, but during dry times, a stray goat or two”
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Thats Funny. I get mistaken for Kiefer Sutherland pretty often. I thought about putting 21 on the plate and getting a Lambo Beverly Hills license frame. (I know that is not the dealership name but they dont) It would be lots of fun. If you really want to have some fun, park the lambo at a crowded venue and have some people you know run up and ask for your autograph. I will bet that within minutes you will have a crowd. Scribble an illegible autograph and if anyone asks who you are just look at them and say then why are you asking for an autograph? Lee
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We live next to a municipal soccer field where the local little kids league (under 10 yrs old) plays matches. When not forced to play, the kids tend to loiter near our fence climbing trees, playing pretend sword fights, etc...essentially doing kids stuff.

So last Sunday morning I'm watching the F1 and my wife is cleaning the room closest to the fence where a little league soccer game is underway. She has the window open, and all of sudden I hear her laugh. I ask what the joke is and she said there were 2 kids aimlessly talking when she hears one kid say to the other, "Hey you know what Scott? A Lamborghini lives in that house"

Maybe you had to be there, but it was a great combination of funny and endearing. I had no idea my Lambo was now ...I don't know...my pet.
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^^That is too funny! You better take care of your Bull otherwise your neighbors will call Lambo Protective Services.
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At a car show this weekend, a guy comes up to me, I’m sure he had no idea it was my car, and says…

“I could drive the hell out of that.”

Me: “ Oh yeah?”

Him: “God gave me average brains, but I sure can drive.”

Me: “ All I got was brains”

Him: “That’s too bad.”
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@Murciful, just another indication that this country is in deep trouble.........
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Just this morning I got the "Is it rented or do you own it?" question. First time for me.
Still a weird question since I was sitting at a gas station in Waxahachie Texas. Pretty sure there is not place there to rent a Lamborghini.
Just this morning I got the "Is it rented or do you own it?" question. First time for me.
Still a weird question since I was sitting at a gas station in Waxahachie Texas. Pretty sure there is not place there to rent a Lamborghini.
Tell them you stole it
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