I just get a kick from people asking me what year it is when I know damn good and well they don't even know what it is.
Funniest/Stupidiest Comment You've Heard about Your Lambo
Someone started a similar thread over at Lotus talk that has gone on for years, so I thought it might be amusing to start one here. Please post the funniest or stupidest comment you've ever heard someone make about your Lamborghini.
I've only had my car for a little over a month, but I did have to laugh when I overheard someone in a restaurant comment that my Gallardo looked like it was sprouting tusks. I would have never came to that on my own but I do see it now. :rolling:
I've only had my car for a little over a month, but I did have to laugh when I overheard someone in a restaurant comment that my Gallardo looked like it was sprouting tusks. I would have never came to that on my own but I do see it now. :rolling:
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I get annoyed when I'm fueling up and someone asks or says "nice ferrari" or "is that italian"
I get annoyed when I'm fueling up and someone asks or says "nice ferrari" or "is that italian"
I had a gas station owner come out while I was filling my Lm002/Americana and he said many times you must have a leak in your tank.
I just said no. And the owner of the Station came out two (2) more times saying I must have a leak in my tank. So I finally said do you see any gas leaking.
I just said no. And the owner of the Station came out two (2) more times saying I must have a leak in my tank. So I finally said do you see any gas leaking.
Hahaha...what is the capacity of the LM002 tank, 75gal right? That's a helluva fill up.I had a gas station owner come out while I was filling my Lm002/Americana and he said many times you must have a leak in your tank.
I just said no. And the owner of the Station came out two (2) more times saying I must have a leak in my tank. So I finally said do you see any gas leaking.
I love it when they walk to the back of the car ,look right at the emblem and ask" what is that?"
I made two stops in my car yesterday. One lady comes running over yelling "it's a Ferrari." When she get's close enough to see the emblem, she yells "OMG, it's a Lamborghini" sounding even more impressed.
Second stop: a lady in a black Mazda RX-8 jumps out of her car with her teenage son and start running toward the car with a camera. Son looks back and yells "mom your car is drifting away." I guess she got caught up in the moment and forgot to set the parking brake because her car was in fact rolling away. (Thank gawd it rolling away from my Lamborghini instead of toward it.) I never reallized what an impediment having large breasts was until I saw this woman trying to run and catch her car. She caught up with it, and I laughed the whole way home.
Second stop: a lady in a black Mazda RX-8 jumps out of her car with her teenage son and start running toward the car with a camera. Son looks back and yells "mom your car is drifting away." I guess she got caught up in the moment and forgot to set the parking brake because her car was in fact rolling away. (Thank gawd it rolling away from my Lamborghini instead of toward it.) I never reallized what an impediment having large breasts was until I saw this woman trying to run and catch her car. She caught up with it, and I laughed the whole way home.
My plate says "91 LAMBO"
They look at it and ask - Is it a 91? I usually answer - No! I've been married 90 times. The lambo makes 91!
They look at it and ask - Is it a 91? I usually answer - No! I've been married 90 times. The lambo makes 91!
I had someone come up to me and ask me what my car cost ('05 Gallardo), so I told them. They squinted and said thats not bad, making it sound like it was affordable. As they proceeded to jump into there rio/kia. I was like what the hell it took me forever to be able to afford this. Anyways I now keep it to myself......
I was parking my Murcie at Ralph supermarket last weekend with my son when a man ask me, is that a Testarossa?
I haven't got mine yet, but I saw an orange Gallardo pull into Safeway, (there are only 2 on the streets on Oahu that I know of) and a middle aged guy and his wife or girlfriend walked by it, and the guy said "you could buy a house for one them". I thought yep your probably right.
LOL, you gotta be kidding me? If people don't know what lamborghini is, they don't deserve to drive!I was parking my Murcie at Ralph supermarket last weekend with my son when a man ask me, is that a Testarossa?
jk ahaha
I was washing my Gallardo out in front of my house, we live in a subdivision, and some idiot pulls up in his SUV or minivan, can't remember which, and asks me, "hey, is that fake or real?" His wife was in the passenger seat and I just looked at her like, ma'am is there something wrong with your husband?
A couple of weeks ago I was at a wedding party. At a given moment I mentioned to the guy sitting next to me (never seen him before) that I was seriously considering to buy a Lamborghini. His reply: 'Oh I see, you're a farmer'.
Lol, thats an good one!His reply: 'Oh I see, you're a farmer'.
Not really related to Lambo, but a 60+yo man I know told me a story. He had a VW Beetle since 30 years. I was talking to him about Porsches when he told me, he was walking on the street when he saw a Porsche with a chick in it. He yelled to her: "You-ve stolen my Beetle!" HAHAHA
Sorry guys but I own a Delorean and I'm asked constantly if its a Lamborghini, my response......................."I wish"
Own a G car, Diablo, and 360 (yes, I know) and have used them all as daily drivers so I get many comments...
I always get asked how often do you drive it. I got tired of answering "every day" so I got my first personalized plate ever. DLY DRVR was taken so I got DLY DVR.
Now I get asked "deadly driver?" or "daily diver?" I continue to move that plate from car to car (it will be on my G car now) but am hoping someday the other guy gives up the plate DLY DRVR. I'm in SoCal so that is probably not likely. I wonder what kind of car it is on?
Mileage? is the most frequently asked question... answer "who cares"
Came back to my car after a half hour of shopping in a strip mall and 2 25 year old guys run out of a restaurant and say they like my car. I wasn't even at my car yet so asked how do you know which one is mine. They said they saw me when I parked. Then asked if I could give them a ride which I did (maybe not safe but I'm trusting). After the rides they offered to "hook me up" with their girlfriends to which I replied "thanks but no thanks". Amazing.
Went to the bank and when I came out there was a note on the windhield that said "Single?, her full name, and phone number". Wanted to see who would do that so called and found out it was her teenage daughter who wrote the note for her mom. Told her mom people are crazy so you might want to ask your daughter not to do that anymore. I was able to reverse lookup the phone number to see if it was a joke/fake but turns out it was her real name and she lived in my neighborhood. Go figure.
I can go on and on but that's enough for now. Maybe I'll post more later.
I always get asked how often do you drive it. I got tired of answering "every day" so I got my first personalized plate ever. DLY DRVR was taken so I got DLY DVR.
Now I get asked "deadly driver?" or "daily diver?" I continue to move that plate from car to car (it will be on my G car now) but am hoping someday the other guy gives up the plate DLY DRVR. I'm in SoCal so that is probably not likely. I wonder what kind of car it is on?
Mileage? is the most frequently asked question... answer "who cares"
Came back to my car after a half hour of shopping in a strip mall and 2 25 year old guys run out of a restaurant and say they like my car. I wasn't even at my car yet so asked how do you know which one is mine. They said they saw me when I parked. Then asked if I could give them a ride which I did (maybe not safe but I'm trusting). After the rides they offered to "hook me up" with their girlfriends to which I replied "thanks but no thanks". Amazing.
Went to the bank and when I came out there was a note on the windhield that said "Single?, her full name, and phone number". Wanted to see who would do that so called and found out it was her teenage daughter who wrote the note for her mom. Told her mom people are crazy so you might want to ask your daughter not to do that anymore. I was able to reverse lookup the phone number to see if it was a joke/fake but turns out it was her real name and she lived in my neighborhood. Go figure.
I can go on and on but that's enough for now. Maybe I'll post more later.
Great stories hahaOwn a G car, Diablo, and 360 (yes, I know) and have used them all as daily drivers so I get many comments...
I always get asked how often do you drive it. I got tired of answering "every day" so I got my first personalized plate ever. DLY DRVR was taken so I got DLY DVR.
Now I get asked "deadly driver?" or "daily diver?" I continue to move that plate from car to car (it will be on my G car now) but am hoping someday the other guy gives up the plate DLY DRVR. I'm in SoCal so that is probably not likely. I wonder what kind of car it is on?
Mileage? is the most frequently asked question... answer "who cares"
Came back to my car after a half hour of shopping in a strip mall and 2 25 year old guys run out of a restaurant and say they like my car. I wasn't even at my car yet so asked how do you know which one is mine. They said they saw me when I parked. Then asked if I could give them a ride which I did (maybe not safe but I'm trusting). After the rides they offered to "hook me up" with their girlfriends to which I replied "thanks but no thanks". Amazing.
Went to the bank and when I came out there was a note on the windhield that said "Single?, her full name, and phone number". Wanted to see who would do that so called and found out it was her teenage daughter who wrote the note for her mom. Told her mom people are crazy so you might want to ask your daughter not to do that anymore. I was able to reverse lookup the phone number to see if it was a joke/fake but turns out it was her real name and she lived in my neighborhood. Go figure.
I can go on and on but that's enough for now. Maybe I'll post more later.
Seems like life never get boring with a lambo.
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