[Murciful]

At 3am…. True story…

Girlfriend: Hey. You need to blow your nose or something. Every time you take a breath you’re making a whistling noise.
Me: My nose has an extra eye.
Girlfriend: What?
Me: My nose has an extra eye.
Girlfriend:… What?!
Me: There must be an I in my nose.
Girlfriend: Is this one of your stupid jokes or something?

 

[Rampante21]

At 3am…. True story…

Girlfriend: Hey. You need to blow your nose or something. Every time you take a breath you’re making a whistling sound.
Me: My nose has an extra eye.
Girlfriend: What?
Me: My nose has an extra eye.
Girlfriend:… What?!
Me: There must be an I in my nose.
Girlfriend: Is this one of your stupid jokes or something?

I don't get it... but I guess its really funny, so please explain?

 

[REKIII]

At 3am…. True story…

Girlfriend: Hey. You need to blow your nose or something. Every time you take a breath you’re making a whistling sound.
Me: My nose has an extra eye.
Girlfriend: What?
Me: My nose has an extra eye.
Girlfriend:… What?!
Me: There must be an I in my nose.
Girlfriend: Is this one of your stupid jokes or something?

I don't get it... but I guess its really funny, so please explain?

Nose plus extra i = Noise?

 

[Rampante21]

 

[Rampante21]

 

[Murciful]

I don't get it... but I guess its really funny, so please explain

sorry, I thought I was being so clever this morning. But I was still pretty drunk when I was woken up, if that’s an excuse.

“my nose was making a noise, so an I must have been added” was my logic.

 

[Sudesh]

 

[Rampante21]

We've all been there, right

WHEN GIRLS ARE CARELESS WITH CARS #shorts

youtube.com

 

[Rampante21]

How to start an argument with your wife/gf...

what’s your favorite part?

youtube.com

 

[Murciful]

I"m a fan of dad jokes... Here's a couple.

How do you know a joke is a dad joke?


When the punchline is a-parent.


Do you know how they make Holy water?

Just boil the hell out of it.

And...

How do you disarm a Samurai?


Show-gun.

 

[Sudesh]

Aaaah the tears are running out after that Murciful, I’m serious here. I’m going to have to fetch a towel lol

 

[Sudesh]

My brother is getting married early this year. I told him one evening we were together & said “Well not long now” he said “yeah I really can’t wait” I said “the first ring is on, so it’s pretty much a done deal however; when the second ring goes on, you’re just fu***d! Just think of all the time curfews you will have, no more eating what you want, when you want. You have to watch her tv shows, her nickers in your cupboards, she wanting to know where you were? Even worse!!! You can’t even s**t with the door open lol

 

[Murciful]

The third ring comes soon after the second. It’s called suffer-ring.

 

[Sudesh]

This just brilliant guys. I’m going to have to tell Lee about that dreaded third ring. lol

 

[Sudesh]

Was just watching my favourite father of all time; Mr Homer Simpson. Marge turns to Homer & says. ”Homie, do you remember what you promised the children? Homie says “I sure do, when you’re eighteen; you’re out the door”

 

[Rampante21]

 

[Rampante21]

 

[Rampante21]

 

[Rampante21]

So true... or what do you say?

 

[Rampante21]