A good laugh can always be had - lets create a humour thread?

In hospital; when I was in for my checkup of the brain injury I received a good few know about. I had this young lady doctor say to me. ”So Sudesh, that’s a lovely name” I turned to her & said “Aaah so you like that do yah; then you should hear my phone number” lol

The nurses were always up for a good laugh & knew l was a bit of a smart ass. So there was a time; there was a trainee in to do the usual rounds. She just kept talking & talking when I wanted sleep. I turned to her & said “please make sure, there are nothing sharp or electrical in the room“

Another one I had when going into hospital during the covid thing. The lady tried to take my temperature with the machine you hold near the head. It didn’t work so I told her; “ don’t worry, I’ll just drop my drawers! & you work the good old method lol

Last week at home. Myself, mother & father & the two younger brothers were all sitting in the dining room, for a lovely meal. At the end of the meal & we were just all talking, the youngest brother stands up, trying to be all cool & sauve & says “So l have some news for everyone”; l jumped in before he could finish & said; “So it’s true! you’re finally coming out of the closet“ lol

Just finished talking to my best friend of over 35 years this morning. He’s never right, always missing something, gets things mixed up. I told him, “I feel sorry for your poor wife, going to bed with you, must be like going to the dentist“ he says why? I told him “because it’s sit back, relax, she won’t feel a thing” lol

Another one. When I woke from my coma; I had to stay in hospital a couple extra day. A doctor comes in & says. Do you need a tablet? I said yes please, that would help. A nurse then arrives with an ipad. I didn’t know if I should eat it or what lol forgot people calls those things tablet. That part of memory loss was gone. I was expecting 2 of my usual pain relief lol

I usually scare my brother at halloween with message however, this year I didn’t bother that’s until he tried with me! I just simply said “ I’m standing in front of a mirror & there is no reflection“ lol that put a stop to him.

My father was here yesterday. He’s always trying to get me fixed up with a woman & showed me picture of a lady he knows. After looking at the picture; I told him “She would make more money as a side show” lol

My mother load me earlier that, she just seen a squirrel & it was really beautiful. I said “yes nice little guys, especially when they are having there nuts, played with“ well you can think what happened from there lol

I remember getting pulled over by a police officer one day; & he give me the usual telling off & long drawn out speal. After about 2mins of him talking; I was hoping the officer would just take out his gun & end my misery. lol

That made me jump lol I’m still laughing lol

im Still laughing & sharing the link with my brothers & other’s friends family too. It’s the very best I’ve seen in quite a while. Thanks for sharing lol

I’m still watching. The tears & my nose are running so bad that; I have to hold a towel just around my face.

My friend said just a few moments ago that, he was giving up smoking & use one of those vapour things first, then finally nothing. So we are outside. he stops & says “so what do you think“ I said “Think about what“ He said “about me using this vapour“ I said “That’s Your finger you have up there”

not so much a laugh but a beautiful line to say to the ladies.
I've never really looked at your eyes before. I just don't think I've ever seen eyes that color before. Matter of fact, I was on a ski weekend, up at Stowe with Sudesh. I was coming in late one day, I was the very last person off the slope; the sun had just gone down. Then the sky became this incredible color. I usually don't notice things like that. Then I found myself kind off; walking around, hoping that it wouldn't change; wishing that I had someone like you to share it with me. Afterwards I tried to convince myself I had imagined that color; that I hadn't really seen it. that nothing on this earth could be this beautiful. Now when I look at your beauty; I see I was wrong.

My friend told me one day that he could play the violin; he plays it so fantastic his wife always asks him for a sleeping pill.

I’m in love with Sofia Vergara. Watch to see this beautiful woman

The brothers took me out yesterday for run. I said “are we going anywhere nice”? Lee said, “yeah, we are going to the petting zoo”. That all sounded nice until we pulled up & the petting zoo was a strip club!!!