That's a guy wearing a Jack-In-The-Box restaurant (burger place) headgear...and...and...he's directing traffic?

He just ate a big greasy burger and is a bit delirious from it?

He's about to have a food seizure from all the fries/coke he drank and the triple burger he ate?

He's doing some popping and locking and about to go down break-dancing, windmill-style?...

He's about to ask for the keys to the Gallardo so he can drive across the Golden Gate bridge goin 180 mph to burn off all the calories he ate?...

He thinks the Gallardo is a Big Wheel and he's gonna buy one for his kid?...

There is no context other than what I saw out the window of my buddy's house.

A few blocks away, they had a Big Wheel race down SF's "crookedest" street!

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#...-francisco.kgo

Putting gas last night the guy next to me bangs on the side of his rust bucket and asks...

"You don't need a minivan by any chance?"

"Even trade?" I inquire.

"No, I'll even throw in my kid." pointing to the 15 year old boy checking out the car.

"I already have two of those, now I know you're ripping me off."

Then the guy on the other side chimes in...

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a brain surgeon. I'm running a 50% off special if you need some work done."


I love the grunt the guy lets out as he climbs into the Murci. I have to consciously force mine back and hope they don't escape elsewhere. Getting older sucks!

Driving around yesterday and was at a stoplight/intersection, with my right blinker on, waiting for traffic to clear, so I could turn right.

Then I spot this dude just hiding behind a tree like he's on some secret ops mission. There was no reason to even be hanging near that tree...it's just some random tree near the intersection. He looks like he's up to something and it was like he was just waiting for the right time to make his "secret move".

Then, traffic clears, and as I'm turning right, I catch a glimpse of him whipping out his "secret" camera and frantically taking pics of the car like he's some TMZ paparazzi photographer or something...WTF?!!

lmao

So random, lol.

This not so funny but whatever.

I went for a drive yesterday in the pouring rain (it's been raining for almost 2 weeks and was fed up with waiting.) Going into the mountains, still having fun, actually above some clouds at about 1mil in altitude. I bottomed out at one point and cracked my front bumper. I drove back quite slowly rather depressed about the damage.

So I slowly go around yet another corner (it's non-stop bends) and entering one of the tiny villages (maybe a dozen houses) and right there on the side of the road as I enter the village there is this old man, big mustache, holding his umbrella, looking at me in sort of a disapproving way. He puts his umbrella on the ground, starts swinging his arms towards the village yelling "GO!!! GO GO!!!". Cheered me right up, and I was happy to oblige with a couple downshifts and flooring it.

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Villages? Mountains? Man, where do you live? Sounds like you're from a one of those deserted civilization from 200 BC in a movie?!

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Jack is about to meet his maker!

Or

Driving your G while on drugs is always a bad idea!

Or

Who's that clown in the G?

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Modena, Italy. We're pretty much surrounded by the Apennines to the south and east, and the Alps start about an hour to the north. I'm like 30 feet above street level, but my street lines up perfectly so I can see the snow in Abetone (one of 2 higher peaks) on top of the mountains from in front of the apartment

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ok then I posted this in another thread, but it belongs here;

Last year in summer and with roof down in a touristic village, a guy next to me before the trafficlight and a small traffic jam shouted LOUD at me : "HEY! HOW MUCH FOR THE CAR !!!" I heard him but had my radio pretty loud (not too loud as I am decent of coarse :-) and ignored him. Then he got out of his car!! and persisted "I ASKED HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR 'THE' CAR!" . Clearly uninterested I said something like 'hmmm?' And since he drove a bad looking 70's mercedes I told him, 'first, who says I want to sell it ? it is not for sale and second, you cannot afford it.'
Then he got pissed and offered me 75000euro (seriously, bargaining on the street at the trafficlight) because he said he knew 'exactly' what 'these cars' are worth and that I really should be happy with such an offer. He didn't recoqnise that it was a 99 roadster but at least he recoqnised it as a Diablo. The light went green en I hit the gas leaving him there on the street.

Since I want to create a youtube movie this year with my Lamborghini, I will mount 2 cameras semi-fixed in my car, with 32GB memory card in it each. The next time I will point the cam to such an idiot and put HIM on youtube. LOL

or I YELL back: HOW MUCH FOR THE WIFE !!!

Hey now, thats not funny, I'm that guy was hoping I was the only one that heard that....