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Old 01-17-2006, 11:43 AM
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Default Why a car is better than a woman?

Ok, I know it's an age old question, but let's just have some fun with it.

- A cars does not complain if it is not be driven often enough.
- A car does not mind sharing the garage with another car.
- A car costs less to operate. (It's true, you do the math...)

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and you can take it out for a "ride" any time you want....
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and you can take it out for a "ride" any time you want....
Unless you also have a woman too.
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You can trade it in and someone will actually give you a cash allowance for that. LOL, Vic
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And when take the car out to a Resturant they never complain it's the wrong place or the food wasn't good enough, or ask why you were staring at (the younger) waitress.

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No matter how much you feed her, she doesn't get fat!
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No matter how much you feed her, she doesn't get fat!
and when you Trade Her in on a Younger Model the Car doesn't get half!!

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You can collect as many as you want and they don't get jealous of each other as a matter of fact they sleep quietly together under one roof on many occations. Vic
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- A car does not have a mother.
- A car does not complain about football on TV.
- A car driven topless in public is not taboo.

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I enjoy listening to the exhaust on my car. A women, not so much.
Any car would be happy if you invited a friend to join for a ride.
I don't mind other men getting in my car.
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