One of the questions that comes up with the Countach (or any Lamborghini) is...... How much did you pay for it?

I am usually very polite and smile and say:

"Sorry I can't tell you 'cause I haven't even told my wife how much I paid yet".

It usually gets a laugh and allows me to move on to other questions.


One other one;

My customers wife is a big Lamborghini fan. When he found out I had the car, he asked if I would give his wife a ride. I took her out for a bit of a drive and then took him out for a ride. We were making small talk when he commented on the attention that the car drew. He said "man you must be able to get tons of girls in this car".
To which I smiled and replied "Yea,it's amazing, I got propositioned less than five minutes ago".

It took him a minute to catch on and then we both had a good laugh.